Why I Twitch

Birds have historically exercised a peculiar hold over the human imagination. In part this no doubt stems from our fascination with flight. Deep down we envy them their freedom, their ability to climb, soar, hover and dive with such breath-taking speed. Which brings me on to my big confession. I am a ‘twitcher’.

Okay, so there is something a bit Victorian about birdwatching. It’s a throwback to that era’s mania for collecting and categorising except the prism binocular has now replaced the breach loader and dust-shot as a means of seeing birds up close. But there’s much more to it than that, as I will try to explain.

Avian behaviour is complex and even after centuries of study remains imperfectly understood. I am constantly amazed, for example, that the tiny, fragile looking, willow warbler hopping unobtrusively along the branch above me has just flown all the way over from Europe, braving extreme weather and predators along the way; or that that scruffy feral pigeon perched on top of a statue of some once important old dignitary has a magnet in its nose which helps it to navigate.

Hunting for signs of bird life in the Cape mountains

Then there are the sheer numbers. We are lucky to still have a great variety of animals in South Africa but we have far more birds. There are more than 850 species.

Some of them – the Ostrich, for example – anybody with even the most cursory knowledge of birds can immediately identify; others are virtually impossible to tell apart (the Pipits for example). Trying to work out which is what, is where much of the fun comes in.

Birds have another attractive quality, as the English sport’s journalist Simon Barnes pointed out in his classic little tome, How to be a Bad Birdwatcher. Unlike their mammalian counterparts, birds are not obsessed with defecation and urination. They don’t mark out their territory with piles of dung or sniff each other’s orifices to find out whether they are ready to mate. They are much classier than that, relying on a combination of colour and song in their courtship rituals.

I also love the pure thrill of the chase. Twitching reignites that basic desire to track down and corner your quarry but without any subsequent spilling of blood.

There is yet another aspect to it: birding caters to my own migratory instincts. It’s like being given a passport to a different world or worlds. In pursuit of my passion I have travelled to some of the most beautiful parts of the country and beyond. I have flown south and summered in the Winterberg, I have torn off my clothes and jumped in to the Orange River where it passes through the Richtersveld, I have watched Bearded Vultures gliding in the thermals above Giant’s Castle, and I have sat in the pink afterglow of a Zambezi sunset, sipping wine and watching the river change colour as darkness descends.

Immature Bearded Vulture, Giant’s Castle

Way beyond any scientific curiosity there is the sheer Zen-like joy of it all. No other activity makes me feel so centred, so living in the moment, so glad to be alive. Birdwatching is not something I do to fill in the hours when I am not scribbling away at my desk. It’s an essential part of the process, a way of uncluttering the mind and restoring my inner calm.

‘Death of Truth’ – Book Review

Published by William Collins Books

We live in an age of deliberate misinformation and disinformation in which it has become increasingly difficult to tell where the truth lies or, indeed, if there is such a thing as objective truth.

The new technology has only added to the problem. The world wide web, which was originally envisioned as a benign universal information system, has turned in to something of a Frankenstein monster. It has been used, most notoriously by the Russians, to spread propaganda and falsehoods and erode voters faith in the democratic system. Rather than bring people together the use of social media has amplified polarization.

In this relatively short, sharp and utterly persuasive book, Michiko Kakutani – a Pulitzer prize-winning literary critic and former chief book critic of the New York Times – shows how the concept of truth has been corrupted to such an extent that it threatens the very pillars on which democracy has been built.

Drawing on the writings of the great critics of authoritarianism, such as George Orwell and Hannah Arendt, she shows a world in which the wisdom of crowds has usurped research and expertise and where people have been dumbed down and suckered in to accepting the most banal and irrational of beliefs.

Nowhere is the decline of reason better exemplified than in the rise of Donald Trump, a man who has proved an expert at sowing dissent and appealing to peoples base prejudices, rather than their intellects, with his simplistic, and mostly unachievable, utopian promises. Kakutani is clearly no admirer of the President. Self-serving, shallow, boastful, unreflective, sublimely ignorant of the outside world and unwilling to learn, she sees him as a man with few, if any, principles. The irony, as she so clearly shows, is that Trump, a man who is forever accusing the media of promoting “fake stories”, has done the exact same thing himself, on a mind-numbingly regular basis, throughout his career, both as a businessman and a politician. A further irony is that in pushing his populist, right-wing, message Trump has made use of tactics sharpened and perfected by the likes of Vladimir Lenin, who employed similar incendiary language and showed a similar disdain for the truth and reluctance to compromise. Small wonder then, that he is also an admirer of Putin, another master manipulator.

Elsewhere, other alt-right trolls (who share Trumps mania for tweeting) have employed relativistic arguments, once largely the domain of the post-modernists and the Left, to argue there are no objective truths any more – only different perceptions and different story lines. Kakutani makes short shrift of these arguments believing that they lead to the sort of cynicism and resignation that autocrats and power-hungry politicians depend on to subvert resistance.

Without commonly agreed-upon facts, she insists, “there can be no rational debate over policies, no substantive means of evaluating candidates for political office, and no way to hold elected officials accountable to the people.”

A Passion for Landscape

Having spent most of my working life as a professional cartoonist lampooning the powerful and corrupt and those that abuse their positions of trust, I recently decided that the time had perhaps come for me to expand my oeuvre. And so I took up oil painting.

The results so far have been pretty hit and miss and I have come to realise I have a long way to go before I achieve any level of technical mastery. The whole exercise has, nevertheless, highlighted some interesting differences between the two genres.

For a start, cartooning is, essentially, a negative art form; its main purpose is to deflate and ridicule through mockery and humour. As natural cynics we are not meant to go easy on or be kind to our targets. We are not praise singers; that job belongs to others.

As the British humourist Sir Osbert Lancaster put it: “It is not the cartoonists business to wave flags and cheer as the procession passes; his allotted role is that of the small boy who points out the emperor is wearing no clothes

In painting – at least at the level I do it – a completely different set of emotions and feelings come into play. Rather than having to draw what I dislike I find myself instinctively attracted to scenes that give me pleasure. In this respect, I have discovered, you do not really have to choose your subject – in a way it calls you.

Painting at Kusane – picture courtesy of Mark Wing

For the most part my subject matter is, I suppose, pretty traditional – African landscapes in the shimmering heat haze, abandoned houses with sky filling their gaping windows, places I have visited and felt a strong spiritual connection to, views that meant a lot to me as a child.

From this perspective I am probably more a recorder than an artist. I like to look upon my paintings as precious keepsakes of the past, visual memories of places I have visited and loved.

Having said all that, it probably needs admitting that I am under no illusions about the quality of the work I am producing and am well aware it is hardly likely to pass muster with all the conceptualists, neo- marxists, post- modernists and other purists out there. No doubt the art police will point to my wonky draughtsmanship or poor use of colour and have some scathing things to say about my rather commonplace romantic sensibility.

Frankly, I don’t really care. I long ago gave up trying to keep up with the changing trends in contemporary art and, at my age, am happy to paint for no other reason than I enjoy it (although if other people do happen to like my work that makes me happy too). I treasure the whole creative process for its therapeutic value. I see it as is all part of a meditative process, a counterbalance to my day job, the artistic yin to my cartooning yang.

There is another side benefit to it I also like and that is what I call I call “my research”. This research invariably necessitates me absenting myself from home and going for long, exhilarating, drives down dirt roads and into the wilds and badlands. On such journeys I tend to slam on my car brakes a lot, leaping out, camera in hand, to capture some image which has caught my fancy – a line of cattle walking in single file through the mielie stubble, rivers dwindling away to the horizon, a weird rock formation. That sort of thing.
Normally I try to combine these excursions into the wilderness with my ornithological interests so that if I am really lucky I return home not only with a clear vision of what form my next masterpiece will take but a couple of rare bird sightings as well.

Back home I sit in front of my easel and try and coax my version of the sublime out of the assortment of snapshots that lie scattered in front of me. The trick here, of course, is to try and preserve a sense of that freshness that made the subject seem so exciting in the first place.

It is not nearly as easy as it looks and as a result my admiration for those artists who can achieve this, seemingly without effort, has increased a hundredfold.

I have to confess, though, that I have fallen in love with the whole process. I love the smell of linseed oil and turpentine, the scrunchy feel of canvas and the beauty of paint applied by brush.

Indeed, the secret that I almost dare not admit to – especially for someone whose job has always been to castigate and demolish those in authority – is that the pursuit of beauty has now become an overriding passion, my embarrassing motivation in life.

Click on the images below to see a selection of my baobab paintings, inspired by my various trips in to the South African and Zimbabwe lowvelds:

Karkloof Ramblings

When I was young I wanted to go everywhere, anywhere: the Sahara, the Himalayas, Russia, the Far East, the Antarctic. I yearned, to go to places no one else had been. I wanted to climb mountains, cross deserts, hack my way through jungles and brave blizzards and snowstorms.

I did eventually go overseas but never did half the things I had planned.

Instead I opted for the more predicable route taken by so many other young men escaping home for the first time. I picked apples in Kent, plucked turkeys inside a very cold shed in North London, hung around Carnaby Street (it was still fashionable back then), visited a lot of country pubs and did a whirlwind trip around Europe in a very old bus which bore, on its front window, a brash logo proclaiming “We are are lost but we don’t give a shit!”.

It kind of summed up my state of mind at the time.

I have never quite outgrown this adolescent longing for adventure although, as I have grown older, I have come to realise that often the most beautiful places on earth are right there under your nose, on your own doorstep, so to speak. This has become particularly evident since I accepted my good friends, William Saunderson-Meyer and Karen MacGregor’s generous offer and moved up to their farm, Kusane, in the KwaZulu-Natal Midlands, with its panoramic views over the stunning Karkloof valley.

The view from my house across the Karkloof Valley

There are, of course, various ways to experience these scenes although I still think it is best done in the old fashioned manner, on foot. Its the perfect way of moving if you really want to appreciate and take in the beauty of a place.

In a car you are always thinking of a myriad other things – how far is the next petrol station? Am I exceeding the speed limit? Where do I turn? Why is that police car following me?

I’m not so sure about bicycles either – all that manic pumping of legs and furious concentration on the road ahead and places flashing past you before you have had a time to even look at them.

No – give me a good pair of walking shoes, some sun cream and a pair of binoculars and I am happy.

My current favourite local walk takes me up a rubble strewn road, through a saddle, past a protea field and then down into a valley where several rivers from the surrounding hills meet.

Rambling on Kusane

The chief stream comes for a long way through forest and soft deep meadowland. It is slow, quiet and unobtrusive. I usually stop for a cup of coffee in the exact centre of a wide saucer of land where the grass looks like it has been polished by the sunshine and the air is rich with the scent of bracken, eucalyptus and pine.

Minki, Kusane River

It is a lovely spot. Here, in the deep water among the rocks, I am able to escape the tensions that can sometimes make life so vexatious

The same river eventually cuts its way past past a large hill, on the other side of which lies the somewhat optimistically named Khyber Pass (which, at this stage of my life, is probably about as close as I am ever likely to get to the real thing). Tall, green and full of perspectives it is not hard to imagine why this swell of land should have inspired another young man, of an adventurous turn of mind, to attempt the seemingly impossible. His name was John Goodman Houshold and between the years 1871 and 1875 he allegedly undertook two flights in a self-constructed glider somewhere in this area.

Whenever I pass through this secluded bit of country nestling beneath the Karkloof Hills, I pause to ponder the life of this ordinary farmer’s son who decided he wanted to defy the laws of gravity.

Scanning the hill line, with its deep clefts and valleys, I can imagine the ground shooting away beneath him as he launched himself precariously into flight. I find myself wondering about his emotions at the time and what thoughts went rushing through his head once he became air borne. He was going somewhere, he knew that, but quite how far and where, and how it would all end up, he could only guess although sooner or later he would most certainly find out.

According to the plaque they have erected in the area, to commemorate his achievement, his longest flight took him all of five hundred meters which, at that time, was quite remarkable and really did represent a giant step for mankind. Unfortunately, it also wrecked his ankle and his pious mother, fearing his actions would bring the eternal fires down upon their heads, managed to persuade him to abandon any further foolish notions of flying free like a bird.

In an odd way I feel a strong connection with Mr Household even though a hundred-odd years of history separate us in time. Both of us, in a sense, wanted to be the ploughmen of our own acre and went looking for the same thing – adventure, space, nature and escape. I like to think that in our own, peculiar, ways we both succeeded in finding it.

Cartoons from 2018

After two years in the artistic wilderness, I was invited back to work for the Witness newspaper in KwaZulu-Natal, in November 2017, producing one cartoon a week for the Weekend Witness.

My return coincided, quite fortuitously, with the sacking of Jacob Zuma as the President of South Africa and his replacement by the more pragmatic Cyril Ramaphosa, an appointment which caused the whole country to heave a huge sigh of relief.

Across the ocean, Donald Trump had been elected President of the United States, his wrecking ball approach to government causing much consternation across the whole world. Meanwhile Britain found itself increasingly tied up in knots over the whole Brexit debacle…

All these events provided ample ammuntion for cartoonists.

The following includes a selection of my best cartoons up until the end of 2018.

Close Encounters on the Kransberg

I am, by nature, a wanderer. For me there is nothing quite like the thrill of departure, the joy of being on the road again, of heading off to remote and cut-off places.

As an antidote to this restlessness I have travelled the length and breadth of South Africa searching out new places I can claim as my own. In recent years this has involved launching several expeditions up to the Limpopo, along the way taking in Punda Maria and Pafuri in North Kruger, Mapungubwe, Ratho on the Botswana border, Hans Merensky on the Groot Letaba, the forests of Magoebaskloof, parts of the Soutspanberg and that little known gem, Blouberg Nature Reserve near Vivo.

Having explored and fallen in love with this sun-drenched landscape, my birding partner, Ken, and I recently took a notion to recreate these epic treks by heading back up there once again, only, this time, adding Marakele National Park which would be new country for me.

Kransberg, Marakele National Park

A Tswana word, aptly meaning, “Place of Sanctuary”, Marakele falls within a transitional zone between the dry western habitat, made up mostly of Kalahari thornveld, and the typical bushveld country of the moister eastern sections of South Africa. It also lies within the Waterberg range of mountains, with an altitude ranging from 1050 metres on the plains to 2088 metres at its highest point.

Because of this broad range of vegetation types and its diverse topography the area boasts a wide variety of game (including the Big Five and Wild Dog) and an abundant bird life. Its biggest attraction, for birders anyway, is the around 800 breeding pairs of Cape Vulture which nest high up in the cliffs of the Kransberg

Arriving at the park, which is situated about twenty kilometres north of the old iron-ore mining town of Thabazimbi, we set up camp and then headed off on our first drive. I was immediately rewarded with my first lifer of the trip – a Grey-headed Kingfisher.

As we sat having a celebratory beer that night, listening to the clear, articulated noises of the bushveld at night, a tiny African Scops Owl landed on a branch above us and began its odd but strangely comforting, frog-like, “Prrrt…prrrt…prrrt…” call. This was more like it. My latest Excursion in to The Great Unknown had officially begun.

African Scops Owl

The next day we were up at dawn and driving through heavy bush country towards the impressive pass that leads up to the top of the Kransberg mountain. A friend of ours had told us that her biggest concern, going up this narrow, winding, precipitous road, was what she would do if she encountered another vehicle coming down the other way as there is little room to pass. That proved to be the least of our worries.

Rounding one steep-sided corner we suddenly found ourselves coming face to face with a young elephant bull that had stepped out on to the road. Having been in this situation many times before, Ken immediately pulled up short, stopping a sufficient distance from the animal so as not to make it feel threatened or think that we were encroaching on its space. It didn’t help.

Coming face to face with a wild animal so much bigger than yourself can be a slightly intimidating experience and this one decided to remind us of its size advantage. Without even affording us the courtesy of a warning, mock charge it let out an almighty bellow and came thundering down the road.

There was nothing to do but slam the car in to reverse and head back down the road with me craning my head out of my window, shouting directions, while Ken did the same on his side.

The kilometre or so we drove in this manner was like a rapid ride through eternity. We kept hoping that each time we rounded a corner and the elephant lost sight of us it would lose interest. No such luck. The beast definitely did not like the cut of Ken’s jib and was determined to drive us clear off his mountain stronghold.

We went back down in to the valley and somehow – and I shall never know how we did it – managed to do so without plunging down the mountain side or getting stomped on by the elephant. Once safely back on the flat we found a turning point, backed in to it and sped off in the direction we had earlier come from.

A half and hour or so later we gingerly ventured back but, very bravely, decided to allow another vehicle – that had coming driving up while we were parked on the side of the road observing, of all things, a Neddicky (the ultimate Little Brown Job), while considering the sagacity of continuing on our journey – go up ahead of us. Once we had seen they had safely cleared the ridge we sailed forth ourselves, this time, thankfully, unmolested.

At the top of this particular stretch the road evens out on to a trough through which you drive before getting to tackle the final, most spectacular, stage of the mountain. Here the road begins an even more torturous ascent. On the one side rise the naked sandstone towers of the Kransberg massif itself, weathered in to the shapes of fantastical beasts and strange deformed reptiles. On the other side the slopes plunge steeply down in to a treeless, meadowy, grassland in which several more elephant and a herd of wildebeest were feeding.

As we advanced the road got narrower and narrower. What got us perspiring heavily all over again was that there were yet more fresh elephant droppings at regular intervals all along its surface, virtually to the top.

On the summit it was like another world. The view was colossal. Below us the mountain stretched away in every direction before dropping down, in a series of steps, to the plains, fading away in to the blue distance.

Immediately in front was another castle-like knob, a labyrinth chaos of rock, fitted with clefts and chimneys. It was here the vultures nested. There were many of these large, endangered, raptors wheeling gracefully above us, trailing their shadows on the ground beneath them.

The protea-covered hillsides on top of the mountain also provide a home for some other unusual species like the Gurney’s Sugarbird and the Buff-streaked Chat, birds which I more commonly associate with the Natal Midlands, where I live, and the foothills of the Drakensberg. Another occupant is the Kransberg Widow, a very rare and beautiful butterfly which puts in an appearance in November and early December and then, like Cinderella, sheds its finery and disappears. This is the only place in the world where it occurs.

We were reading all about the insect on a large information board they have erected up there, alerting us to its presence, when one came fluttering past. A few minutes later it came fluttering back again… and again. It may be scarce but it certainly wasn’t shy about showing off its beautiful cream markings.

A cold wind was blowing across the mountain top and a storm was brewing in the distance and so, after a warming cup of coffee, which we shared with a pair of very tame Cape Buntings and a cheery Mocking Cliff-Chat, we made our way back down the same twisting road, this time without having to face down any elephants with murder on their minds. Heading in to camp I did, however, have another good sighting of two more Grey-headed Kingfishers, dive-bombing a family of Banded Mongoose

Grey-headed Kingfisher

Two days later, in Blouberg, I had an even better view of the kingfisher sitting at the end of a dead branch. This meant that after fruitlessly searching for the elusive bird for years I had now seen four in four days…

The grumpy pachyderm who had chased us down the Kransberg may have scared me witless but I couldn’t help wondering afterwards if he hadn’t deliberately engineered the whole encounter just to make sure I kept running in to the bird!